Last week in Minnesota local farmer Turlie Wipseed found this extra large work boot in his pasture while
pheasant hunting. Turlie believes that the legendary outdoorsman Paul Bunyan lost the boot while catnapping on the Wipseed farmland. "That's not the only thing I found from Mr. Bunyan's visit to the farm" Turlie commented. " We think there are a few signs that he was also accompanied by Babe his giant blue ox. I won't go into a lot of detail but it looks like Babe has been getting a lot of fiber these days. Our flat pasture
land has turned into a mountainous rolling range of aromatic splendor."
As a payback for the damage to the pasture Mr. Wipseed has been single handedly transporting the lost work boot all across Minnesota in order to gain a psychological foothold over Mr Bunyan. A replacement boot would take nearly three years to be manufactured and put the entire eastern population of Minnesota back to work at union wages. Mr. Bunyan has been hopping around the region furiously looking to find Wipseed and the lost boot. It has been recently reported that Mr. Bunyan's rage is increasing as he has now developed a serious bunion on his now naked foot. Bunyan's bunion measures 100 feet from top to bottom.
Good Luck to you Mr. Wipseed and the citizens of Minnesota as you put one foot in front of the other in resolving this issue.
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